A dyslexic meets an allergic

I was visiting a hotel for a conference and was looking for the bathroom, when I accidentally opened the wrong door. When I entered the room, I saw a naked lady sitting on a couch. She didn’t look too happy that I came in, but for some reason I didn’t leave right away.

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“Sorry” I said, but stayed in the room.

“Fuck me” she said.

“Excuse me?”

“Fuck me” she said again and started writing on a piece of paper.

After she finished writing she handed to me and said “Fuck me”. She then sat back down and tried hiding her pussy with her hand. Keeping her legs together might have been more effective.

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I read the piece of paper. It said:

Hello,

I have to stay naked because I am allergic to clothing. I also have a speech disorder, which means the only thing I can say is “fuck me”. I don’t actually want you to fuck me, I want you to leave right now.

“Fuck me” she then repeated.

I looked at the note again and then said: “I can’t read”.

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