I always wanted to be an actor and after drama school I started going to auditions.

Honestly, the auditions were much easier than I thoughts. Drama school was more challenging in terms of trying to actually act in a believable manner.

Casting agents worry about other things than just acting talent. They worry about looks, sure, but they also worry about making sure productions are not difficult.

For example, maybe you didn’t know this, but something that agents always want to confirm is that you do not have any problems with nudity.

  

So an audition usually starts with a few questions and then the actress is asked to undress and the rest of the audition is usually in the nude in my experience.

And there is a good reason for that because if an agent hires an actress for a movie and then that actress does not follow the directions of the director, then they won’t hire that agent again and of course not the actress either.

One other test that they do some times, specially when they are not sure about the contents of the movie, is to do the “nuclear test”. That’s what one casting agent called it.

To make sure I would not have problems with whatever scenes the director would come up with, he would simply film while having sex with me. That’s the most extreme I could encounter in a normal film – usually it would be simulated sex, but just to be sure, we would do it for real, says the agent.

“Pretend that you are being penetrated deeply” said the agent. That was easy to pretend, because that is literally what he was doing.

I think I made the appropriate sounds and certainly the agent was approving.

He would invariably be filming everything and he told that the video would not be used, except for educational purposes.

I found later that prospective actors could subscribe to an educational site about acting where my videos would appear and the members of this site would have to check a checkbox saying that they were indeed prospective actors.

“Pretend like this is real cum in your face now, just like “There is something about Mary””

It was easy to pretend, because it was indeed real cum.

Some times the agent would be happy with my audition but still there would not be any movie available for me. That is just tough luck, but at least the agent would be able to refer me to other agents. This gave me more opportunities to find movies for me to appear in but unfortunately each agent would want to do their own auditions with me.

After a few years, I got a bit tired of being sent to different agents every other week and I decided to stop pursuing an acting career. People told me this line of business is difficult, but I didn’t believe them. They were definitely right.