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Evaluating her reaction

January 17, 2008

Although my job is a tough one, I like it here at the insane asylum. I like to work with people. My job is to evaluate the mental state of each patient here at the insane asylum and determine whether…

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Realizing a fantasy

January 5, 2008

I am a masseuse at an all-inclusive resort. It’s a nice little job – not too many hours and the bonus is, I get to touch a lot of hot guys. Of course it’s exciting to massage a hot guy,…

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Helping beyond my responsibility

January 3, 2008

My nurse was helping my patient to undress and get ready for consultation with me and was talking to the patient about why she had come here. After they had talked, the nurse came into my office and let the…

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Left on a deserted island

January 2, 2008

“Mom, I’m just going to go with this nice guy for a quick boat ride on the lake, k?” She was really young and sweet – and it was cute that she yelled at her mom to go on a…

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Appearance on stage

January 1, 2008

Who was he to tell me I had to go over there. He said it in such a commanding voice that I was offended by it. But he did sound very confident about it, so I went over there. “Who…

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What did you take from the mini bar?

December 31, 2007

“Miss Anderson, did you hear me. I need to know which products you have taken from the mini bar. We’ve had a mix-up in stocking, so everyone has to try to remember what they took.” Miss Anderson couldn’t hear anything.…

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Trying out dildos

December 29, 2007

It was a great idea to have a shop where you can try out the dildos before you buy them. I was led into the room without any pants on. At first I protested a bit, but then the salesman…

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Hunting cunning drug dealers

December 29, 2007

In the police, we always try to find new ways of arresting drug dealers. Drugs are responsible for a big part of the crime on the streets, so this is very important. A problem we always run into is, that…

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Fixing the blood pressure

December 28, 2007

“The patient has a problem with his blood pressure! Gmfhf sazhgtsf sthjkl …” I heard the doctor yelling at me, again and again, while the ambulance was leaving. I couldn’t hear the last part he said, but I heard that…

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Keep the camera rolling

December 28, 2007

I always wanted to become an actresses. I know the hardest part is getting started. Once you are famous, the roles will offer themselves. So when I heard I could get a part in a horror zombie movie, I was…

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