I had won a contest where the first prize was a free professional picture for my facebook profile. I was excited about coming to a professional photographer and get a really cool picture for my facebook. He took a picture…
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A dyslexic meets an allergic
I was visiting a hotel for a conference and was looking for the bathroom, when I accidentally opened the wrong door. When I entered the room, I saw a naked lady sitting on a couch. She didn’t look too happy…
Staged photoshoot
We were doing a photo shoot of this young girl. That’s me in the white shirt. It was supposed to be for an underwear catalogue, but after we were actually done with the pictures for the catalogue, we decided to…
Tricking guys
Mark Samson has been running a business for years now, allowing women to trick guys. Mark has agreed to do an interview explaining his business and the moral implications of it. Tell me about the business you’ve been running for…
Postponing things
I like to postpone things. It works out for me in the short run, every time actually. For example, I had made a bet with my friend Jake that if our football team lost, he would buy me a bikini…
Staying home to hang out with the maid
I like to stay home from school some times on Tuesdays when the maid comes in. She is usually alone in the house, doing her weekly cleaning for a full day. I think she looks gorgeous and I really have…
The secret club
With one of my friends, I pretended to talk about some secret club, while I knew that Alisha was eavesdropping. It was just a little joke, but Alisha totally bought it and was intrigued by this secret club. I decided…
Just to be sure
My agent had discovered me on a supermarket parking lot, quite literally through honking his horn and whistling at me. I said “Thanks” back and he stepped out of his car. He told me all sorts of compliments about my…
The boyfriend test
My daughter brought her new boyfriend home for the first time. He was going to sleep over at our house. It’s a good thing that my daughter wants to introduce her boyfriends to her family, but it’s also something I’ve…
Travelling with my boss
I went to Bulgaria on a business trip with my boss. I’m his secretary and he needed someone to take notes at the meeting. Here I am, while we’re waiting for the cab that is going to take us back…
