I was staying in five star hotel for the first time in my life. I could never afford anything like this myself, but I had been sent to Nigeria by my company and the only safe and decent hotels are…
Contest nominees, part 2
The previous domain of this blog, illusex.com, accidentally expired and someone registered it immediately. So from now on the blog will be published on this domain: illusex.org. Anyway, where were we … ahh yes, the contest nominees. Well, good news,…
Christmas Fundraiser
We were asked to be in the Christmas display at the mall. My name is Christina – my friends call me Chris. I am here with my friend Carol. We were standing behind a large glass. Usually they set up…
Service 18
Yun had been living by herself in Manchester for almost 1 year. Considering she was from China, she spoke fairly good English, probably because she was from a city nearby Hong Kong. But other than that, she had not much…
Contest nominees, part 1
Wow, thanks people – I received so many qualified pictures that I have decided to have 6 nominees separated into 2 voting rounds of 3 pics each. The two winners will then go head to head – or pussy to…
A little more confusion
Just a quick follow-up on the confusion about the contest. I think someone is trying too hard if they’re submitting pictures like the one below. Thanks, it is certainly a good effort, and yes, she IS on her back and…
Some confusion about the spread legs contest
There seems to be some confusion about the contest I started a few days ago. I stated that the pictures had to be on your back with your legs spread. Well, to take the most obvious example, this picture does…
Spread legs contest
Hi all. I’d like to start a little contest. I call it a ‘spread legs’-contest. It’s time for you, if you’re a girl, to send in pictures of yourself on your back with your legs spread – or if you’re…
The cool girl in school
Elissa was the coolest girl in school. She could not say no to a challenge, so the other girls always challenged her to do stupid stuff and she would usually do it. That’s how she ended up in the principals…
Secrets of successful boxing
Boxing is a sport which is about punching the opponent more than the opponent punches you. Right? Well … it’s not totally wrong, of course, but it’s certainly not the whole truth. I’m the promoter of Gertrude. You can see…