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Shoplifting

August 22, 2009admin

It was only after I was caught shoplifting, that I really read the sign that’s in every market. It usually reads something like “shoplifters will be reported to the police”, to discourage shoplifters from thinking they can get away with…

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Not convicted

August 12, 2009admin

“I’m telling you, I didn’t do it”. I kept saying it to the officers who had grabbed me in my home and accused me of being a participant in a burglary last night around midnight. They sat me down and…

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Yes Girls’ Society

August 8, 2009admin

Have you ever seen the movie “Yes Man”? Well, it’s my favourite film. It’s Jim Carrey playing this guy who changes his life around for the better by promising to himself that he must say yes to every opportunity. It…

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Invited over for a drink

July 25, 2009admin

I always like hanging out with my big brother and his friends. They are so much cooler than my own friends. I was very pleased when my brothers friends invited me out for a picnic one day. My brother wasn’t…

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A Week With Rachel – Sunday

July 18, 2009admin

Last day of the week and I was supposed to go to the coffee shop. I say supposed to, because that’s not really what happened today. Today I wanted to try something special. I knew I needed an amazing tip…

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A Week With Rachel – Saturday

July 18, 2009admin

I thought my wild week was over, but the week doesn’t end at friday. It ends saturday and sunday. That’s why it’s called the weekEND. I was just having a bit of fun with Monica, a pillow fight, when Phoebe…

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A Week With Rachel – Friday

July 17, 2009admin

Friday is my day of party. I have to work today, but Saturday is my day off, so I can part all afternoon, evening and night after I get off. From work, that is. I decided not to wear anything…

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A Week With Rachel – Thursday

July 16, 2009May 13, 2018admin

Stupid me. I should know better than to let Phoebe do her stupid tricks on me. Of course, I didn’t believe her when she said she could hypnotize me to feel more liberated about myself. I let her do that…

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A Week With Rachel – Wednesday

July 15, 2009May 13, 2018admin

I know what you are thinking. “Get dressed when you go to the coffee shop, Rachel”. But I’m not going to the coffee shop today. I don’t need a tip or anything. Today is my day off. Which means ……

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A Week With Rachel – Tuesday

July 14, 2009admin

I went to work in the coffee shop yesterday and got some really good tips. Perhaps from wearing a nice little outfit or perhaps from letting guys deliver the tips however they wanted to. It’s kind of stupid now that…

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